newton and rajinikanth

Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed
> Suicide.....
>
>
> Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil
> movies that had his
> head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic
> and laws in physics
>
> were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for
> everything he had
> done.
>
> In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to
> such an extent
> that
> he went paranoid.
>
> Here are a few scenes
>
>
> 1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to
> the doctors can't
>
> be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the
> fights, our great
> Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's
> surprise, the bullet
> passes through his ears taking away the tumor along
> with it and he is
> cured!
> Long Live Rajanikanth!
>
>
> 2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with
> 3 gangsters.
> Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one
> bullet and a knife.
> Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the
> middle gangster &
> shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts
> the bullet into 2
> pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side
> of the middle
> gangster & the knife kills the middle one!!
>
>
> 3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth
> has a revolver but
>
> no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even
> in your remotest
> imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As
> soon as the
> gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet
> compartment of his
> revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the
> bullet compartment
> and fires his gun. Bang... the gangster dies...
>
> This was too much for our Newton to take! He was
> completely shaken and
> decided to go back. But he happened to see another
> movie for one last
> time, and thought that at least one movie would
> follow his theory of
> physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is
> happy that all in the
> world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
>
> The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to
> know that the villain
>
> is on the other side of a very high wall. So high
> that Rajanikanth
> can't jump even if he tries like one of those
> superman techniques that
>
> our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to
> desperately kill the
> villain
> because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling
> since it is virtually
> impossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns
> from his pockets. He
> throws one gun in the air and when the gun has
> reached above the height
>
> of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at
> the trigger of the
> first
> gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain
> is dead.
>
>
> Newton commits suicide...