Dont stay at star hotels

• Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
• Answer: "tea please"
• Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice teaor green tea ?"
• Answer : "Ceylon tea "
• Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
• Answer: "white"Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?
• Answer: "With milk "
• Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
• Answer: "With cow milk please.
• Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
• Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
• Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
• Answer: "With sugar"
• Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
• Answer: "Cane sugar "
• Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
• Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
• Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
• Answer: "Mineral water"
• Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
• Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst"

So at times even varities makes you suffer.But any day keep laughing.have a good day