Pay raise

The Maid asked for a raise.

The Madam was very upset about this and asked:

"Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"

Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons whyI want an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you."

Madam: "Who said that you iron better than me?"

Maria: "The Master said so."

Madam: "Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Madam: "Nonsense, who said that you were a better cook than me ?"

Maria: "The Master did."

Madam: "Oh, really."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"

Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did that"

MARIA GOT THE PAY RAISE IMMEDIATELY..!